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    15 มกราคม 2568

    ลูกค้าคนล่าสุดในคืนนี้เป็นฝรั่งผมสีทอง ร่างหนาใหญ่ หน้าตาคุ้นๆ

    หลายคนทักเขา "ท่านเอง"

    'ท่านเอง' วางก้นบนเก้าอี้หน้าเคาน์เตอร์บาร์ บอกข้าพเจ้า "วันนี้อยากกินกรีนแลนด์"

    ข้าพเจ้าเลิกคิ้ว ถาม "ท่านหมายถึง Greenland Cocktail?"

    "ผมหมายถึงกรีนแลนด์จริงๆ"

    "ท่านจะยึดเกรียนแลนด์?"

    "กรีนแลนด์ ไม่ใช่เกรียนแลนด์ เกรียนแลนด์ยึดไปให้ปวดหัวทำไม"

    "ขออภัย ยึดกรีนแลนด์ไปทำไมครับ มันเป็นดินแดนน้ำแข็ง ถ้าท่านชอบที่เย็นๆ มาเมืองไทยตอนนี้ดีที่สุด อุณหภูมิที่กรุงเทพฯ 18 องศา กำลังดี ยกเว้นฝุ่น 2.5 นิดหน่อย ผู้ว่าฯบอกว่าไม่เป็นไร แค่ work from home ก็จบ"

    "ผมต้องยึดเกรียนแลนด์ เอ๊ย! กรีนแลนด์ เพราะต้องขัดขวางพวกจีน สายลับของผมสืบมาว่าจีนจะสร้างเส้นทางค้าขายข้ามกรีนแลนด์ เรียกว่า Ice Silk Road"

    "แล้วพวกกรีนแลนด์จะยอมให้ท่านยึดหรือไฉน?"

    "เราเป็นพี่เบิ้ม ทำอะไรก็ไม่น่าเกลียด"

    "งั้นท่านก็ควรฉลองการยึดล่วงหน้า ด้วยค็อคเทล Greenland ดื่มให้สบายใจดีกว่า"

    "ค็อคเทลนี้ทำยังไง?"

    "Greenland Cocktail ทำมาจากน้ำส้มผสมว็อดกา เติม Amaretto almond liqueur กับ Blue Curacao liqueur และไข่ อ้อ! ใส่เชอร์รีและใบมินท์เข้าไปด้วยเพื่อให้สวย"

    'ท่านเอง' ดื่ม Greenland Cocktail จนหมดแก้ว แล้วเอ่ย "คราวนี้ผมอยากกินปานามา"

    "ท่านหมายถึงค็อคเทล Panama ที่ทำด้วย บรั่นดี Creme de Cacao น้ำแข็ง ครีม?"

    "ค็อคเทลที่คุณว่ามานี้ก็เอา แต่จะยึดปานามาด้วย"

    "ยึดไปทำไมครับ?"

    "พวกจีนไปคุมคลองปานามา เราต้องไปยึดคืนมา"

    "งั้นฉลองด้วยค็อคเทล Panama นะครับ"

    ค็อคเทล Panama หายลงท้อง 'ท่านเอง' กล่าว "คราวนี้ผมอยากกินรัฐที่ 51 ของสหรัฐฯ"

    "ท่านหมายถึงเบียร์ยี่ห้อ 51st State?"

    "เบียร์ก็เอา แต่เวลาพูดถึงรัฐที่ 51 ของสหรัฐฯ ผมหมายถึงแคนาดา"

    "ท่านจะยึดแคนาดาไปทำไมครับ ในเมื่อผู้นำแคนาดาก็เป็นลูกน้องท่านอยู่แล้ว สั่งให้ทำอะไรก็ทำ"

    "ก็อยากยึด ยึดแล้วเท่ เข้าใจมั้ย? เราเป็นพี่เบิ้ม ทำอะไรก็ไม่น่าเกลียด"

    "จริงครับ งั้นดื่มรัฐที่ 51 เลยครับ"

    ข้าพเจ้าเสิร์ฟเบียร์ 51st State ให้ 'ท่านเอง' แล้วกล่าวว่า "เห็นท่านยึดประเทศนั้นประเทศนี้แล้วผมกลัวมากว่าท่านจะมายึดไทยแลนด์ด้วย"

    'ท่านเอง' สำลักเบียร์ สั่นหัว

    "โน! โน! โน! ไม่เอา ไม่ยึดไทยแลนด์ ยึดไปแล้วเหนื่อย ต้องแก้ปัญหามากมาย บ้านคุณมีปัญหาเยอะ นักโทษไม่ต้องเข้าคุก คิดอะไรไม่ออกก็แจกเงินช่วยคนจน กับสร้างบ่อนเพื่อชาติ แก้ฝุ่น 2.5 ไม่ได้ก็ work from home อ่านหนังสือแปดบรรทัดก็รู้หมดทุกอย่าง เรียนหนังสือก็จ่ายครบจบแน่ มาตรฐานการศึกษาแย่ก็แจกแท็บเล็ต แท็กซี่ตีหัวนักท่องเที่ยวกับมอเตอร์ไซค์บนทางเท้าก็ไม่เห็น ไม่ขายผ้าขาวม้าก็ขาย soft power นี่นั่นโน่น พูดแล้วหมด'รมณ์ ผมไปก่อนละ"

    "เดี๋ยว! ท่านยังไม่จ่ายค่าเครื่องดื่ม"

    "ค่าเครื่องดื่มนี่ขอยึดนะ เราเป็นพี่เบิ้ม ทำอะไรก็ไม่น่าเกลียด"
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    171/68 วินทร์ เลียววาริณ 15 มกราคม 2568 ลูกค้าคนล่าสุดในคืนนี้เป็นฝรั่งผมสีทอง ร่างหนาใหญ่ หน้าตาคุ้นๆ หลายคนทักเขา "ท่านเอง" 'ท่านเอง' วางก้นบนเก้าอี้หน้าเคาน์เตอร์บาร์ บอกข้าพเจ้า "วันนี้อยากกินกรีนแลนด์" ข้าพเจ้าเลิกคิ้ว ถาม "ท่านหมายถึง Greenland Cocktail?" "ผมหมายถึงกรีนแลนด์จริงๆ" "ท่านจะยึดเกรียนแลนด์?" "กรีนแลนด์ ไม่ใช่เกรียนแลนด์ เกรียนแลนด์ยึดไปให้ปวดหัวทำไม" "ขออภัย ยึดกรีนแลนด์ไปทำไมครับ มันเป็นดินแดนน้ำแข็ง ถ้าท่านชอบที่เย็นๆ มาเมืองไทยตอนนี้ดีที่สุด อุณหภูมิที่กรุงเทพฯ 18 องศา กำลังดี ยกเว้นฝุ่น 2.5 นิดหน่อย ผู้ว่าฯบอกว่าไม่เป็นไร แค่ work from home ก็จบ" "ผมต้องยึดเกรียนแลนด์ เอ๊ย! กรีนแลนด์ เพราะต้องขัดขวางพวกจีน สายลับของผมสืบมาว่าจีนจะสร้างเส้นทางค้าขายข้ามกรีนแลนด์ เรียกว่า Ice Silk Road" "แล้วพวกกรีนแลนด์จะยอมให้ท่านยึดหรือไฉน?" "เราเป็นพี่เบิ้ม ทำอะไรก็ไม่น่าเกลียด" "งั้นท่านก็ควรฉลองการยึดล่วงหน้า ด้วยค็อคเทล Greenland ดื่มให้สบายใจดีกว่า" "ค็อคเทลนี้ทำยังไง?" "Greenland Cocktail ทำมาจากน้ำส้มผสมว็อดกา เติม Amaretto almond liqueur กับ Blue Curacao liqueur และไข่ อ้อ! ใส่เชอร์รีและใบมินท์เข้าไปด้วยเพื่อให้สวย" 'ท่านเอง' ดื่ม Greenland Cocktail จนหมดแก้ว แล้วเอ่ย "คราวนี้ผมอยากกินปานามา" "ท่านหมายถึงค็อคเทล Panama ที่ทำด้วย บรั่นดี Creme de Cacao น้ำแข็ง ครีม?" "ค็อคเทลที่คุณว่ามานี้ก็เอา แต่จะยึดปานามาด้วย" "ยึดไปทำไมครับ?" "พวกจีนไปคุมคลองปานามา เราต้องไปยึดคืนมา" "งั้นฉลองด้วยค็อคเทล Panama นะครับ" ค็อคเทล Panama หายลงท้อง 'ท่านเอง' กล่าว "คราวนี้ผมอยากกินรัฐที่ 51 ของสหรัฐฯ" "ท่านหมายถึงเบียร์ยี่ห้อ 51st State?" "เบียร์ก็เอา แต่เวลาพูดถึงรัฐที่ 51 ของสหรัฐฯ ผมหมายถึงแคนาดา" "ท่านจะยึดแคนาดาไปทำไมครับ ในเมื่อผู้นำแคนาดาก็เป็นลูกน้องท่านอยู่แล้ว สั่งให้ทำอะไรก็ทำ" "ก็อยากยึด ยึดแล้วเท่ เข้าใจมั้ย? เราเป็นพี่เบิ้ม ทำอะไรก็ไม่น่าเกลียด" "จริงครับ งั้นดื่มรัฐที่ 51 เลยครับ" ข้าพเจ้าเสิร์ฟเบียร์ 51st State ให้ 'ท่านเอง' แล้วกล่าวว่า "เห็นท่านยึดประเทศนั้นประเทศนี้แล้วผมกลัวมากว่าท่านจะมายึดไทยแลนด์ด้วย" 'ท่านเอง' สำลักเบียร์ สั่นหัว "โน! โน! โน! ไม่เอา ไม่ยึดไทยแลนด์ ยึดไปแล้วเหนื่อย ต้องแก้ปัญหามากมาย บ้านคุณมีปัญหาเยอะ นักโทษไม่ต้องเข้าคุก คิดอะไรไม่ออกก็แจกเงินช่วยคนจน กับสร้างบ่อนเพื่อชาติ แก้ฝุ่น 2.5 ไม่ได้ก็ work from home อ่านหนังสือแปดบรรทัดก็รู้หมดทุกอย่าง เรียนหนังสือก็จ่ายครบจบแน่ มาตรฐานการศึกษาแย่ก็แจกแท็บเล็ต แท็กซี่ตีหัวนักท่องเที่ยวกับมอเตอร์ไซค์บนทางเท้าก็ไม่เห็น ไม่ขายผ้าขาวม้าก็ขาย soft power นี่นั่นโน่น พูดแล้วหมด'รมณ์ ผมไปก่อนละ" "เดี๋ยว! ท่านยังไม่จ่ายค่าเครื่องดื่ม" "ค่าเครื่องดื่มนี่ขอยึดนะ เราเป็นพี่เบิ้ม ทำอะไรก็ไม่น่าเกลียด" .............................. หมายเหตุ เหล้าทั้งหมดนี้มีจริง
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  • 10 Conversational Tips That Take The Stress Out Of Small Talk

    We’ve all been there: you’re at a party and trying to find an “in” to start an engaging conversation with someone you just met. Or, maybe it’s a professional conference, and you want to make an impression on a new contact you’d love to have in your network. You want to say the right thing, but your mind feels blank, like you’ve completely forgotten how to communicate with other human beings.

    Making small talk is a skill, and it’s not easy, but the good news is that there’s always time to learn. Think about the conversations you have with the people you like and know well. When talking with these people, you likely practice good conversational skills without even realizing it, like:

    Listening attentively.
    Being present.
    Trying not to repeat yourself.
    Showing interest.
    Going with the flow.

    The trick to making great small talk is to find ways to call upon those same friendly conversational skills, even when you’re speaking with someone you don’t know well, in a brand-new environment, or in an awkward or high-pressure situation. How do you do that? We’ve got your back. Here are 10 tips to improve your small talk game and make it look easy.

    1. Start with an introduction. Sometimes the best way to break the ice is simply to introduce yourself.

    “Hi, I’m Pete, the groom’s brother. How do you know the couple?”
    “I’m Allison Smith, the head of sales at Office Corp. What company are you representing?”
    “My name’s Lupita. I’m in the theater program here at NYU. What’s your major?”
    It seems easy, but you’d be surprised how quickly people can forget a simple introduction when they’re fumbling for the best thing to say. If you start with your name and some information related to the event or something you might have in common, you create opportunities to learn something about them, which can help you launch effortlessly into a longer conversation.

    2. Have some topics in the bank.

    It’s easy for your mind to go blank when you’re asked a question about yourself or trying to pull topics out of thin air, so make sure you always show up prepared. Think of three to five interesting things you’ve done recently that might make good conversation starters, such as:

    A new restaurant you’ve tried.
    A book you loved.
    A movie you’re really excited about.
    The last trip you took.
    What you did over the weekend.
    Your most recent professional development opportunity.
    Your favorite hobby.
    The unique origins of pasta names. (Well, we like dictionary talk …)
    While you’re at it, brush up on current events that might be interesting to discuss. If you’re attending a work event, make sure you’re up-to-date on the latest industry news and goings-on at your company.

    3. Use open-ended questions.

    Asking a “yes or no” question is one of the fastest ways to kill a conversation because it doesn’t give you anything to build on. Instead, try to ask open-ended questions. These are questions that can’t be answered with a single word, and that means the other person has to expand on what they’re saying, giving you plenty of opportunities to latch onto something they say and keep the words flowing.

    4. Agree, then add something.

    If you’re at an event and someone makes an observation about your surroundings, the host, or even something totally unrelated, go with it. Their statement can be a good opportunity to add your own observations, establish a connection, and move forward into a conversation. First, affirm what they’ve said, then add your own take, and follow it up with an open-ended question that leaves room to move to a new topic. Here’s how it might look in action:

    Them: “This signature cocktail is pretty good, huh?”
    You: “It is. It really complements the appetizers. Have you tried them yet?”

    If you don’t happen to agree with what they’ve said, that’s okay! You can still politely acknowledge it and forge ahead.

    Them: “This signature cocktail is pretty good, huh?”
    You: “It’s very unique. My attention has been on the appetizers. Have you tried them yet?”

    5. Be complimentary.

    If you want to seem friendly and approachable, find nice things to say about others. (We happen to have some helpful synonyms for the word nice and tips for delivering sincere compliments.) People are more likely to be drawn to you if you’re open about pointing out how funny something they said was, how much you admire their sense of style, or how interested you are in their work. Compliments can also be a way to begin a conversation. Try something like this:

    “I just had to tell you, I love that tie! It’s so bold. I’m Eric, by the way. What’s your name?”
    “Dr. Stein, I’m Lexi Jones. I’m so thrilled to meet you. Your book was fascinating. Are you studying anything new?”
    “I’m Shawn. My sister said you’re an amazing artist. I’m so glad we ended up at the same table. Tell me about your work.”

    6. Let them teach you something.

    No one is an expert on every topic. If they mention something you don’t know much about, don’t let the conversation die there. Use it as an opportunity for conversation. People love to talk about themselves and things they’re passionate about, so express your curiosity and allow them to share more knowledge with you. Here are some ideas for how to do this:

    “I’ve never been fly-fishing before. What is it like?”
    “I’m not familiar with that program yet. Is it difficult to learn?”
    “I’ve been meaning to check out that band. Which album should I start with?”

    7. Use the ARE method.

    If you’re the kind of person who wishes there was an easy equation for small talk, we have good news. Some psychologists recommend the ARE method. ARE stands for anchor, reveal, and encourage.

    First, anchor yourself and the other person in the moment by making an observation about your shared location or experience. Next, reveal something about yourself in relation to the anchor, like how it makes you feel, something you’ve noticed, or something you’re interested in or excited about. Lastly, encourage participation from the other person by asking a related question. It will look like this:

    Anchor: “There are so many new faces at the conference this year.”
    Reveal: “I’m really inspired by all of the talent here.”
    Encourage: “Have you met anyone interesting so far?”

    8. Be real with it.

    If you’re feeling rusty at small talk, guess what? You are not alone. Most people struggle with talking to and getting to know new people, and it’s okay to admit that it’s hard. If you express that you’re not very good at small talk or feeling nervous in the situation, many people will find this relatable and it can start the conversation—which is the goal! It can be as simple as saying something like:

    “I’m terrible at small talk, but I’m really interested in speaking with you.”
    “I apologize in advance for any awkwardness. Small talk isn’t my strong suit, but I’m really curious about your work.”
    “Nothing like trying to make small talk with a table full of strangers, huh? How’s your night going?”

    9. Have an exit strategy.

    Sometimes you just need to get away. That’s okay. Making a smooth exit is also a part of being skilled at small talk. You could excuse yourself to the restroom or the buffet, but the easiest way to get out of a conversation is to be polite and direct. Let them know you enjoyed speaking with them and that you’re going to direct your attention to something else now.

    “It was lovely meeting you. I’m going to refresh my drink and check in with the host.”
    “Excuse me, but I just saw someone I need to speak with. It was nice chatting with you.”
    “I’m so glad we met. I hope to run into you again later on.”

    10. Practice often.

    For many of us, hating small talk also means avoiding it at all costs. The only problem is, this makes small talk harder when it can’t be avoided. Instead of fleeing from every situation that might require you to banter with strangers, try to see those as opportunities for more practice.

    Most small talk conversations have fairly low stakes. Practice introducing yourself, asking a few questions about the other person, and politely excusing yourself after a few moments. Before you know it, you’ll be a pro, and awkward silences will be a thing of the past.

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    10 Conversational Tips That Take The Stress Out Of Small Talk We’ve all been there: you’re at a party and trying to find an “in” to start an engaging conversation with someone you just met. Or, maybe it’s a professional conference, and you want to make an impression on a new contact you’d love to have in your network. You want to say the right thing, but your mind feels blank, like you’ve completely forgotten how to communicate with other human beings. Making small talk is a skill, and it’s not easy, but the good news is that there’s always time to learn. Think about the conversations you have with the people you like and know well. When talking with these people, you likely practice good conversational skills without even realizing it, like: Listening attentively. Being present. Trying not to repeat yourself. Showing interest. Going with the flow. The trick to making great small talk is to find ways to call upon those same friendly conversational skills, even when you’re speaking with someone you don’t know well, in a brand-new environment, or in an awkward or high-pressure situation. How do you do that? We’ve got your back. Here are 10 tips to improve your small talk game and make it look easy. 1. Start with an introduction. Sometimes the best way to break the ice is simply to introduce yourself. “Hi, I’m Pete, the groom’s brother. How do you know the couple?” “I’m Allison Smith, the head of sales at Office Corp. What company are you representing?” “My name’s Lupita. I’m in the theater program here at NYU. What’s your major?” It seems easy, but you’d be surprised how quickly people can forget a simple introduction when they’re fumbling for the best thing to say. If you start with your name and some information related to the event or something you might have in common, you create opportunities to learn something about them, which can help you launch effortlessly into a longer conversation. 2. Have some topics in the bank. It’s easy for your mind to go blank when you’re asked a question about yourself or trying to pull topics out of thin air, so make sure you always show up prepared. Think of three to five interesting things you’ve done recently that might make good conversation starters, such as: A new restaurant you’ve tried. A book you loved. A movie you’re really excited about. The last trip you took. What you did over the weekend. Your most recent professional development opportunity. Your favorite hobby. The unique origins of pasta names. (Well, we like dictionary talk …) While you’re at it, brush up on current events that might be interesting to discuss. If you’re attending a work event, make sure you’re up-to-date on the latest industry news and goings-on at your company. 3. Use open-ended questions. Asking a “yes or no” question is one of the fastest ways to kill a conversation because it doesn’t give you anything to build on. Instead, try to ask open-ended questions. These are questions that can’t be answered with a single word, and that means the other person has to expand on what they’re saying, giving you plenty of opportunities to latch onto something they say and keep the words flowing. 4. Agree, then add something. If you’re at an event and someone makes an observation about your surroundings, the host, or even something totally unrelated, go with it. Their statement can be a good opportunity to add your own observations, establish a connection, and move forward into a conversation. First, affirm what they’ve said, then add your own take, and follow it up with an open-ended question that leaves room to move to a new topic. Here’s how it might look in action: Them: “This signature cocktail is pretty good, huh?” You: “It is. It really complements the appetizers. Have you tried them yet?” If you don’t happen to agree with what they’ve said, that’s okay! You can still politely acknowledge it and forge ahead. Them: “This signature cocktail is pretty good, huh?” You: “It’s very unique. My attention has been on the appetizers. Have you tried them yet?” 5. Be complimentary. If you want to seem friendly and approachable, find nice things to say about others. (We happen to have some helpful synonyms for the word nice and tips for delivering sincere compliments.) People are more likely to be drawn to you if you’re open about pointing out how funny something they said was, how much you admire their sense of style, or how interested you are in their work. Compliments can also be a way to begin a conversation. Try something like this: “I just had to tell you, I love that tie! It’s so bold. I’m Eric, by the way. What’s your name?” “Dr. Stein, I’m Lexi Jones. I’m so thrilled to meet you. Your book was fascinating. Are you studying anything new?” “I’m Shawn. My sister said you’re an amazing artist. I’m so glad we ended up at the same table. Tell me about your work.” 6. Let them teach you something. No one is an expert on every topic. If they mention something you don’t know much about, don’t let the conversation die there. Use it as an opportunity for conversation. People love to talk about themselves and things they’re passionate about, so express your curiosity and allow them to share more knowledge with you. Here are some ideas for how to do this: “I’ve never been fly-fishing before. What is it like?” “I’m not familiar with that program yet. Is it difficult to learn?” “I’ve been meaning to check out that band. Which album should I start with?” 7. Use the ARE method. If you’re the kind of person who wishes there was an easy equation for small talk, we have good news. Some psychologists recommend the ARE method. ARE stands for anchor, reveal, and encourage. First, anchor yourself and the other person in the moment by making an observation about your shared location or experience. Next, reveal something about yourself in relation to the anchor, like how it makes you feel, something you’ve noticed, or something you’re interested in or excited about. Lastly, encourage participation from the other person by asking a related question. It will look like this: Anchor: “There are so many new faces at the conference this year.” Reveal: “I’m really inspired by all of the talent here.” Encourage: “Have you met anyone interesting so far?” 8. Be real with it. If you’re feeling rusty at small talk, guess what? You are not alone. Most people struggle with talking to and getting to know new people, and it’s okay to admit that it’s hard. If you express that you’re not very good at small talk or feeling nervous in the situation, many people will find this relatable and it can start the conversation—which is the goal! It can be as simple as saying something like: “I’m terrible at small talk, but I’m really interested in speaking with you.” “I apologize in advance for any awkwardness. Small talk isn’t my strong suit, but I’m really curious about your work.” “Nothing like trying to make small talk with a table full of strangers, huh? How’s your night going?” 9. Have an exit strategy. Sometimes you just need to get away. That’s okay. Making a smooth exit is also a part of being skilled at small talk. You could excuse yourself to the restroom or the buffet, but the easiest way to get out of a conversation is to be polite and direct. Let them know you enjoyed speaking with them and that you’re going to direct your attention to something else now. “It was lovely meeting you. I’m going to refresh my drink and check in with the host.” “Excuse me, but I just saw someone I need to speak with. It was nice chatting with you.” “I’m so glad we met. I hope to run into you again later on.” 10. Practice often. For many of us, hating small talk also means avoiding it at all costs. The only problem is, this makes small talk harder when it can’t be avoided. Instead of fleeing from every situation that might require you to banter with strangers, try to see those as opportunities for more practice. Most small talk conversations have fairly low stakes. Practice introducing yourself, asking a few questions about the other person, and politely excusing yourself after a few moments. Before you know it, you’ll be a pro, and awkward silences will be a thing of the past. Copyright 2024, AAKKHRA, All Rights Reserved.
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  • ศึกชิงเคานต์ดาวน์ 2025 เทศกาลความสุขรอบกรุงฯ

    เทศกาลเคานต์ดาวน์ปีใหม่ 2025 ในวันที่ 31 ธ.ค. 2567 มีหลายสถานที่ประกาศความพร้อมจัดงานนับถอยหลังสู่ศักราชใหม่ ในกรุงเทพมหานคร งาน Amazing Thailand Countdown 2025 จัดขึ้นที่สวนนาคราภิรมย์ ริมแม่น้ำเจ้าพระยา จัดแสดงแสง สี เสียง และสื่อประสมบนพระปรางค์วัดอรุณราชวราราม

    จุดใหญ่ที่สุดก็คือลานริเวอร์พาร์ค ไอคอนสยาม กับการแสดงพลุรักษ์โลกที่ยาวถึง 1,400 เมตร ยาวที่สุดริมแม่น้ำเจ้าพระยา ภายใต้แนวคิด “Celebrating the Everlasting Legacy of Siam เฉลิมฉลองมรดกไทยอันรุ่งโรจน์นิรันดร์” ไฮไลต์คือการแสดงจาก ลิซ่า ลลิษา มโนบาล นอกนั้นเป็นคอนเสิร์ตจากศิลปินชื่อดัง 3 วัน 29 ถึง 31 ธ.ค. 2567 อาทิ เว่ยเจ๋อหมิง (30 ธ.ค.), เป็ก ผลิตโชค, นนท์ ธนนท์, PROXIE, 4EVE, BUS because of you I shine แต่ยังไม่ประกาศไลน์อัพออกมาว่าใครมาวันไหนบ้าง

    ด้านเซ็นทรัลเวิลด์ ที่พรีเซนต์ว่าเป็นไทม์สแควร์ออฟเอเชีย ประกาศไลน์อัพศิลปินคืนวันส่งท้ายปี อาทิ บิวกิ้น-พีพี, Jaylerr, Ice Paris, ซี-นุนิว, PROXIE, PiXXiE, 4EVE, นนท์ ธนนท์, URBOYTJ, BUS because of you I shine, Three Man Down และ Tattoo Colour และเผยโฉม โอปอล สุชาตา Miss Universe Thailand 2024 รองอันดับ 3 Miss Universe ถ่ายทอดสดทางช่อง 3 แต่พบว่ามีหลายศิลปินที่จะได้เจอทั้งไอคอนสยามและเซ็นทรัลเวิลด์ แต่ยังไม่ได้ระบุว่าวันเดียวกันหรือคนละวัน

    ส่วนศูนย์การค้าอื่นๆ อาทิ สยามพารากอน มีศิลปินที่คอนเฟิร์มแล้วคือ PALMY เอ็มควอเทียร์ที่คอนเฟิร์มแล้วมี Bowkylion, No One Else และ Ink Waruntorn โครงการวัน แบงค็อก มี The Toys, Ling & Orm, Jeff Satur, Ink Waruntorn, Bowkylion, Daou & Offroad, และ BUS โครงการเอเชียทีค มี BIG ASS, COCKTAIL, GETSUNOVA พร้อมการแสดงพิเศษจากศิลปิน OneN’Only จากญี่ปุ่น Calypso และ Siam Fantasy และการแสดงพลุริมแม่น้ำเจ้าพระยาในธีม “Chao Phraya Jump Up!

    ออกไปยังชานเมือง ซีคอนสแควร์ ศรีนครินทร์ มี FOOL STEP, SILLY FOOLS, TILLY BIRDS, และ PALMY เมกาบางนา มี THREE MAN DOWN, POTATO, URBOY TJ, INK - WARUNTORN, JOEY - PHUWASIT, วง ATLAS และ D GERRARD ถ่ายทอดสดทางช่องเวิร์คพอยต์ 23 และฟิวเจอร์พาร์ครังสิต เวลา 21.00 น. YOUR MOOD, 22.00 น. LYKN, 23.00 น. PIXXIE และ 23.50 น. BUS because of you I shine

    ส่วนศูนย์การค้าเซ็นทรัลในเขตกรุงเทพฯ และปริมณฑล ได้แก่ เซ็นทรัล เวสต์เกต จ.นนทบุรี พบกับ โอ๊ต ปราโมทย์, เซ็นทรัล ศาลายา จ.นครปฐม พบกับ EBOLA และเซ็นทรัล มหาชัย จ.สมุทรสาคร พบกับ The Richman Toy

    #Newskit
    ศึกชิงเคานต์ดาวน์ 2025 เทศกาลความสุขรอบกรุงฯ เทศกาลเคานต์ดาวน์ปีใหม่ 2025 ในวันที่ 31 ธ.ค. 2567 มีหลายสถานที่ประกาศความพร้อมจัดงานนับถอยหลังสู่ศักราชใหม่ ในกรุงเทพมหานคร งาน Amazing Thailand Countdown 2025 จัดขึ้นที่สวนนาคราภิรมย์ ริมแม่น้ำเจ้าพระยา จัดแสดงแสง สี เสียง และสื่อประสมบนพระปรางค์วัดอรุณราชวราราม จุดใหญ่ที่สุดก็คือลานริเวอร์พาร์ค ไอคอนสยาม กับการแสดงพลุรักษ์โลกที่ยาวถึง 1,400 เมตร ยาวที่สุดริมแม่น้ำเจ้าพระยา ภายใต้แนวคิด “Celebrating the Everlasting Legacy of Siam เฉลิมฉลองมรดกไทยอันรุ่งโรจน์นิรันดร์” ไฮไลต์คือการแสดงจาก ลิซ่า ลลิษา มโนบาล นอกนั้นเป็นคอนเสิร์ตจากศิลปินชื่อดัง 3 วัน 29 ถึง 31 ธ.ค. 2567 อาทิ เว่ยเจ๋อหมิง (30 ธ.ค.), เป็ก ผลิตโชค, นนท์ ธนนท์, PROXIE, 4EVE, BUS because of you I shine แต่ยังไม่ประกาศไลน์อัพออกมาว่าใครมาวันไหนบ้าง ด้านเซ็นทรัลเวิลด์ ที่พรีเซนต์ว่าเป็นไทม์สแควร์ออฟเอเชีย ประกาศไลน์อัพศิลปินคืนวันส่งท้ายปี อาทิ บิวกิ้น-พีพี, Jaylerr, Ice Paris, ซี-นุนิว, PROXIE, PiXXiE, 4EVE, นนท์ ธนนท์, URBOYTJ, BUS because of you I shine, Three Man Down และ Tattoo Colour และเผยโฉม โอปอล สุชาตา Miss Universe Thailand 2024 รองอันดับ 3 Miss Universe ถ่ายทอดสดทางช่อง 3 แต่พบว่ามีหลายศิลปินที่จะได้เจอทั้งไอคอนสยามและเซ็นทรัลเวิลด์ แต่ยังไม่ได้ระบุว่าวันเดียวกันหรือคนละวัน ส่วนศูนย์การค้าอื่นๆ อาทิ สยามพารากอน มีศิลปินที่คอนเฟิร์มแล้วคือ PALMY เอ็มควอเทียร์ที่คอนเฟิร์มแล้วมี Bowkylion, No One Else และ Ink Waruntorn โครงการวัน แบงค็อก มี The Toys, Ling & Orm, Jeff Satur, Ink Waruntorn, Bowkylion, Daou & Offroad, และ BUS โครงการเอเชียทีค มี BIG ASS, COCKTAIL, GETSUNOVA พร้อมการแสดงพิเศษจากศิลปิน OneN’Only จากญี่ปุ่น Calypso และ Siam Fantasy และการแสดงพลุริมแม่น้ำเจ้าพระยาในธีม “Chao Phraya Jump Up! ออกไปยังชานเมือง ซีคอนสแควร์ ศรีนครินทร์ มี FOOL STEP, SILLY FOOLS, TILLY BIRDS, และ PALMY เมกาบางนา มี THREE MAN DOWN, POTATO, URBOY TJ, INK - WARUNTORN, JOEY - PHUWASIT, วง ATLAS และ D GERRARD ถ่ายทอดสดทางช่องเวิร์คพอยต์ 23 และฟิวเจอร์พาร์ครังสิต เวลา 21.00 น. YOUR MOOD, 22.00 น. LYKN, 23.00 น. PIXXIE และ 23.50 น. BUS because of you I shine ส่วนศูนย์การค้าเซ็นทรัลในเขตกรุงเทพฯ และปริมณฑล ได้แก่ เซ็นทรัล เวสต์เกต จ.นนทบุรี พบกับ โอ๊ต ปราโมทย์, เซ็นทรัล ศาลายา จ.นครปฐม พบกับ EBOLA และเซ็นทรัล มหาชัย จ.สมุทรสาคร พบกับ The Richman Toy #Newskit
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  • 18 สูตร Drip #IV
    (คัดสรรโดยแพทย์และทีมเชี่ยวชาญเฉพาะด้านชะลอวัย)
    Detox & Rejuvenation
    - #Chelation
    (ขจัดสารพิษโลหะหนัก)
    -Liver Detox
    (ดีท็อกซ์ตับ)
    -Liver Rejuvenation
    (ดีท็อกซ์และฟื้นฟูตับ)
    -Kidney Rejuvenation
    (ดีท็อกซ์และฟื้นฟูไต)
    -Cardiovascular Detox
    (ดีท็อกซ์ระบบหัวใจและหลอดเลือด)
    -PM2.5 & Pollution Detox Course
    (คอร์สดีท็อกซ์ฝุ่น PM2.5และมลพิษทั้งร่างกาย)
    Immune & Energy Booster
    -Megadose vitamin c
    (วิตามินซีขนาดสูง)
    -ALA
    (ต้านอนุมูลอิสระ ฟื้นฟูการทำงานอินซูลิน)
    -Myer's Cocktail (New)
    (ไมเออร์ส ค็อกเทล ฟื้นฟูร่างกาย)
    -Premium #NAD+
    (ชะลอวัย ฟื้นฟูระบบเผาผลาญ)
    -Immune Booster
    (เสริมภูมิต้านทาน)
    -Brain & Energy Booster
    (ฟื้นฟูสมองและพลังงาน)
    Aura White & Smooth Secret
    -Aura White & Smooth Secret (Extra Recipe)
    (ความลับผิวขาวใสและเรียบเนียน สูตรพิเศษ)
    -Fat Burner
    (เผาผลาญไขมัน)
    -Relax & Stress Fighter
    (ลดความ #เครียดและผ่อนคลาย)
    -Sleep Better
    (นอนหลับดีขึ้น)
    -Mega Set Brain & Face Skin Rejuvenation
    (ชุดฟื้นฟูสมองและผิวหน้า)
    - ฟื้นฟูอาการ #เสื่อมสมรรถภาพทางเพศ (IV Drip) Course
    อย่าพลาด! มาใช้บริการที่ MW Wellness Clinic เพื่อสัมผัสประสบการณ์ฟื้นฟูสุขภาพที่แตกต่าง และปลดปล่อยความอ่อนเยาว์ในตัวคุณ
    สอบถามรายละเอียด
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    #VitaminDrip #Detox #Rejuvenation #ImmuneBooster #AuraWhite #SmoothSkin #Health #Wellness #MWWellness #IVTherapy #AntiAging #MWWellnessClinic #Naleen #WellnessClinic #ชะลอวัย #officesyndrome #เสื่อมสมรรถภาพ #ฟื้นฟูไต #ฟื้นฟูตับ #ฟื้นฟูหัวใจ #ลดน้ำหนัก #เสริมภูมิต้านทาน #แก้เครียด
    🌟 18 สูตร Drip #IV 🌟 (คัดสรรโดยแพทย์และทีมเชี่ยวชาญเฉพาะด้านชะลอวัย) 🔹 Detox & Rejuvenation 🔹 - #Chelation (ขจัดสารพิษโลหะหนัก) -Liver Detox (ดีท็อกซ์ตับ) -Liver Rejuvenation (ดีท็อกซ์และฟื้นฟูตับ) -Kidney Rejuvenation (ดีท็อกซ์และฟื้นฟูไต) -Cardiovascular Detox (ดีท็อกซ์ระบบหัวใจและหลอดเลือด) -PM2.5 & Pollution Detox Course (คอร์สดีท็อกซ์ฝุ่น PM2.5และมลพิษทั้งร่างกาย) 🔹 Immune & Energy Booster 🔹 -Megadose vitamin c (วิตามินซีขนาดสูง) -ALA (ต้านอนุมูลอิสระ ฟื้นฟูการทำงานอินซูลิน) -Myer's Cocktail (New) (ไมเออร์ส ค็อกเทล ฟื้นฟูร่างกาย) -Premium #NAD+ (ชะลอวัย ฟื้นฟูระบบเผาผลาญ) -Immune Booster (เสริมภูมิต้านทาน) -Brain & Energy Booster (ฟื้นฟูสมองและพลังงาน) 🔹 Aura White & Smooth Secret 🔹 -Aura White & Smooth Secret (Extra Recipe) (ความลับผิวขาวใสและเรียบเนียน สูตรพิเศษ) -Fat Burner (เผาผลาญไขมัน) -Relax & Stress Fighter (ลดความ #เครียดและผ่อนคลาย) -Sleep Better (นอนหลับดีขึ้น) -Mega Set Brain & Face Skin Rejuvenation (ชุดฟื้นฟูสมองและผิวหน้า) - ฟื้นฟูอาการ #เสื่อมสมรรถภาพทางเพศ (IV Drip) Course อย่าพลาด! มาใช้บริการที่ MW Wellness Clinic เพื่อสัมผัสประสบการณ์ฟื้นฟูสุขภาพที่แตกต่าง และปลดปล่อยความอ่อนเยาว์ในตัวคุณ 🔍 สอบถามรายละเอียด 🔍 ☎️ 096-081-2533 หรือ 02-276-5093-4 📱LINE : @mw-wellness ⚡️Tiktok : @mwwellness 🖥 Website : MW Wellness #VitaminDrip #Detox #Rejuvenation #ImmuneBooster #AuraWhite #SmoothSkin #Health #Wellness #MWWellness #IVTherapy #AntiAging #MWWellnessClinic #Naleen #WellnessClinic #ชะลอวัย #officesyndrome #เสื่อมสมรรถภาพ #ฟื้นฟูไต #ฟื้นฟูตับ #ฟื้นฟูหัวใจ #ลดน้ำหนัก #เสริมภูมิต้านทาน #แก้เครียด
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  • New Words We Created Because Of Coronavirus

    We’re rounding out 2020, and the coronavirus continues to shape our lives and language. While we once hoped we could toss the year’s coronacoinages out the door, that’s clearly not going to be the case right now: the coronavirus continues to surge to new levels.

    It seems like years (not months) ago that we learned our first COVID-19 terms, like social distancing and flatten the curve. We had to process so much, in so little time; we had to become experts about important differences: epidemic vs. pandemic, quarantine vs. isolation, and respirator vs. ventilators. The conversation continued with contagious vs. infectious and what antibodies do.

    Many of the words we’ve continued to add to our vocabularies address the ongoing nature of our situation. Maybe we long for the Before Times or have embraced cluttercore as we cope. The ups and downs of this life haven’t been easy (it’s a coronacoaster, to be honest), but the new vocabulary has helped us stay safe and informed during these scary times. And what better way to bring some welcome humor and humility to our lives in the bunker than some wordplay?

    Here’s our ongoing roundup of some of the new slang terms born of this unique, unprecedented time in modern life—a time of upheaval that some more jokingly call the coronapocalypse (corona apocalypse) or coronageddon (corona armageddon).


    the Before Times

    Are you walking around in a constant state of nostalgia? Then the term Before Times is for you. This humorous (and yes, dark) take on life pre-pandemic makes it clear that we’ve lived through an apocalyptic rupture point that separates old and new.

    The Before Times has long been a trope in science fiction, and linguist Ben Zimmer traces this specific phrase back to 1960s Star Trek, though some variations (beforetime) appear in early texts like the Bible.

    Example: Remember in the Before Times, when we packed together in movie theaters for a fun time? Seems like a different world now!


    rona

    Rona—often in the phrase the rona—is an informal shortening of coronavirus. Coronavirus is popularly shortened to corona, which was apparently further clipped to rona.

    Rona is often used as a playful or ironic way to refer to COVID-19, especially when commenting on more relatable, humorous challenges of social distancing during the pandemic.

    It is generally not meant, however, to be flippant about the very serious loss and disruption COVID-19 has wreaked—nor diminish the life-saving service of so many essential workers, from grocery clerks to nurses. It’s a bit of gallows humor.

    Some people have personified the virus as Miss Rona or Aunt Rona. And la rona (meant as “the rona”) has emerged in some Spanish-language contexts.

    Other informal shortenings? Just as coronavirus has been shortened to corona and rona, so quarantine has been shortened to quar—and even pandemic to panny.

    Example: Yeah, I don’t know about you, but homeschooling my kids during the rona ends up in a lot of Frozen 2.


    cornteen

    Cornteen is an intentional misspelling of quarantine, often used in ironic commentary on what it’s like to be at home during the coronavirus pandemic. It may have originated as an actual misspelling of quarantine. (Hey, quarantine wasn’t exactly a word most of us used every day until COVID-19.)

    Cornteen is occasionally used to joke about how quarantine is pronounced in various regional accents. Some people visually pun on cornteen by substituting the corn emoji, , for the corn- part of the word; others pun on the -teen to mean “teenager.”


    doomscrolling

    Life under the rona has meant that it’s even harder to peel our eyes away from our phones and computers, constantly refreshing our feeds for the latest news about the pandemic.

    At least there’s a word for that: doomscrolling, also doomscrolling. The term has been notably used—and popularized in part by her exhortations to a take a break from doing it—by Quartz reporter Karen K. Ho.

    Scrolling refers to scrolling down on our smartphones for the latest posts on social media. And doom … well, a lot of the news we’re seeing online feels full of gloom and doom.

    Example: I was up to 2 a.m. last night doomscrolling about coronavirus news in my state.

    A related slang term is doomsurfing, or compulsively surfing the internet for upsetting news.


    coronasomnia

    Staying up late, again? Waking up at 4am to doomscroll? Can’t remember your last good night of sleep? You’re not the only one. The term coronasomnia refers to—what else?—the insomnia that’s afflicting so many of us during the pandemic.

    Doctors and pharmacists have seen a measurable increase in the number of people suffering symptoms of insomnia or whose symptoms have worsened since the quarantine began. Some estimates suggest some 20 to 30 percent of the population—including children—may be impacted.

    One doctor coined the term “FED UP” to describe the worries of this stressful time. It stands for “financial stress, emotional stress, distance from others, unpredictability, and personal and professional concerns.” Yikes. Sounds like that’s another term for the dictionary.


    coronacoaster

    If you’re suffering from coronasomnia, you’ll likely understand this next word without much of an explanation.

    Coronacoaster is one of the many new COVID-inspired coinages that use corona (short for coronavirus) as a kind of combining form. It blends corona and rollercoaster to describe the emotional experience of life during the pandemic. Did you bake cookies and then sob like a baby while masking up for the 10,000th time? You’re on the coaster!

    Example: The coronacoaster has been exhausting this week. I started crying during my weekly family Zoom and couldn’t stop.


    coronacut

    The hilariously bad haircut we give ourselves under lockdown.

    This was one of the first coronacoinages out there—proving that sometimes we worry most about the little things … or that we’re all pretty vain.

    It feels like so long ago since we first heard this term, which only goes to show how slang changes as our experience of the pandemic changes.


    cluttercore

    A “messy aesthetic,” especially in terms of embracing one’s books, knickknacks, and other stuff at home and sharing it on social media.

    While coronacut reminds us of our struggles during the earliest days of the pandemic, this term reflects the ongoing evolution of quarantine life.

    Cluttercore emerged as a maximalist, anti-Kondo approach in early 2020 before any lockdowns, but the pandemic really helped popularize the term. (As of October, videos with the hashtag #cluttercore had more than two million views.) This combining form blends clutter (“a disorderly heap or assemblage”) with -core, which names a kind of aesthetic, social movement, or lifestyle. Cluttercore is similar to terms like cottagecore, normcore, and gorpcore.

    “The pandemic has forced us to reevaluate what we have, make better use of objects and space … and also see their value, often for the first time,” says Jennifer Howard, author of Clutter: An Untidy History.


    covidiot

    A blend of COVID-19 and idiot, covidiot is a slang insult for someone who disregards healthy and safety guidelines about the novel coronavirus.

    Some signs of covidiocy are: not washing your hands regularly, hanging out in groups of people, standing within six feet of a stranger at the grocery, hoarding items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer all to yourself.

    Example: Don’t be a covidiot by visiting the beach today! It’s super crowded.


    quaranteam

    The (very limited) group of people you see during self-isolation; one of the many slang terms that plays on quarantine.

    Whether you call it a germ pod, a COVID bubble, or your quaranteam, this is the group of people you voluntarily choose to socialize with or even live with during the quarantine. Basically, your pod chooses to isolate together, promising not to have close contact (within six feet) with anyone outside the pod. This form of contact clustering (yet another term used by epidemiologists to describe the situation) allows you to socialize while also staying safe.

    Quaranteam is a blend of quarantine and team, and sounds like quarantine—it’s a punning blend, as we’ve seen throughout this slideshow

    Example: Our quaranteam is going camping next weekend. We’re tired of all the binge-watching and baking.


    moronavirus

    Another term for a covidiot. The wordplay, here, centers on the word moron.

    Example: My roommate is being such a moronavirus. He went down to the beach with a huge group of friends.

    Calling someone a covidiot or moronavirus is a form of quarantine shaming. That’s slang for publicly criticizing someone for not following health and safety guidelines (quarantine being a shorthand for policies in place requiring people to stay at home except where necessary in many places across the country and world).


    quarantini

    How do you take your quarantini? Dirty, dry? Shaken, stirred? Vodka, gin?

    Quarantini is a slang term for a cocktail people drink at home while under quarantine during—and because of—the coronavirus.

    The term is a blend of quarantine and martini, a cocktail made with gin or vodka and dry vermouth, usually served with a green olive or a twist of lemon peel.

    The original quarantini referred to a martini-like cocktail mixed with vitamin C-based dietary supplements—a concoction that predates the novel coronavirus.

    Quarantini has spread as a more general term for alcoholic beverages consumed at home during the pandemic.

    Example: Frozen pizza in the oven? Paw Patrol queued up? Think it’s time for a quarantini.


    coronarita

    The margarita answer to a quarantini—served with, what else, a Corona-brand beer.

    A margarita is a cocktail made of tequila, lime or lemon juice, and an orange-flavored liqueur, usually served in a salt-rimmed glass.


    virtual happy hour

    When someone might drink a quarantini or coronarita.

    Because many people are working from home to help, they are letting off steam at the end of a long day of doomscrolling by holding virtual happy hours over Zoom, FaceTime, Google Hangouts, and other video conferencing or chat applications.

    Happy hour is a cocktail hour or longer period at a bar, during which drinks are served at reduced prices or with free snacks. It’s also used as a shorthand for drinks, generally with colleagues or friends, at the end of the workday, especially near the end of the work week.


    walktail

    When you want to take your quarantini or coronita outside on a walk (not that we’re condoning that), then you’d have a walktail.

    With so many quarantining at home with nothing to do—and nowhere to drink with the bars closed—some people have taken to swigging while sauntering, according to a New York Times article that identified this new trend. A walktail combines the words walk and cocktail, and bar owners are reporting increased alcohol to-go sales as a result. People are drinking and walking their neighborhoods, walking their pets, or just hosting happy hours in the backyard.

    Now, readers, do keep in mind: almost everywhere in the US it’s illegal to carry an “open container,” so most people disguise their walktails in discreet containers. Or you can also go bold, like the woman who dressed up in her bridal gown to dance in the street.


    Zoom-bombing

    This one’s a more serious entry. When using Zoom or similar services, be wary of Zoom-bombing. This is when uninvited guests to a virtual meeting disrupt it with various obscene, violent, or offensive images or words.

    Bombing, here, is based on photobombing, or when people ruin a photograph by appearing in the image without the photographer’s knowledge, often in some dramatic or comical way.


    Zoom mom

    A demographic of moms who are constantly using Zoom.

    They used to be called soccer moms, but COVID-19 changed that. Now, these so-called Zoom moms are described as spending a lot of time using Zoom for work, their children’s schooling, or simply to chat with their friends who are also stuck at home. In a May 22 article, Zoom moms were identified as a potentially powerful voting bloc that could influence the 2020 elections.

    Example: If the updated back to school plans aren’t released soon, the Zoom moms may revolt.


    Zoom fatigue

    The exhaustion that sets in while living life over Zoom.

    Fatigue is a “weariness from bodily or mental exertion,” and people began to cling to the term Zoom fatigue pretty quickly in April. Experts note that this sense of exhaustion is a real phenomenon caused by the amount of information processed face-to-face on Zoom without any non-verbal cues. Conversations and meetings cause conflicting emotions, without allowing people to relax as they would in person.

    Zoom fatigue ties into the larger phenomenon of “pandemic fatigue”: months into the pandemic and we are feeling the emotional, social, and psychological toll even as we try to grasp the loss of our lives and livelihood.


    Zoom town

    A place where housing sales are booming due to buyers who work remotely and are willing to live farther from the office.

    Example: The realtor convinced us to look at several homes in a nearby Zoom town, and I couldn’t help but imagine an idyllic life in the suburbs—complete with backyard barbecues and a two-car garage.

    Competition for homes in Zoom towns in suburbs and areas surrounding city centers is heating up as workers embrace remote work and ditch their commutes. Prices in these areas are often lower than in tighter urban markets. Zoom town is a play on Zoom (which of course, can also mean “to move quickly”) and boom town, a noun meaning “a town that has grown very rapidly as a result of sudden prosperity.”


    quarantine and chill

    Netflix and chill, but for the coronavirus era.

    Quarantine and chill is used for various ways people are hunkering down and spending free time at home during the coronavirus, especially with a romantic partner while marathoning streaming services.

    Be careful when you search for quarantine and chill on social media, though: some people use the phrase when posting revealing selfies.

    Example: My hubby and I are in an epic tournament of Rummy 500. Winner each night gets to pick the movie. #Quarantineandchill


    coronials, quaranteens, coronababies

    When two people get really cozy while quarantine-and-chilling, they may, you know …

    Babies being conceived while people are cooped up at home during the coronavirus have been dubbed coronababies. And when these babies get older, they will become the quaranteens, a pun on quarantine and teen(ager).

    The hypothetical new generation of children conceived during COVID-19 has cleverly been crowned the coronials, a play on corona(virus) and millennials.


    covidivorce

    The experience for other couples under COVID-19 quarantine may not be so snuggly. Being in extended isolation with loved ones can strain a relationship.

    Enter covidivorce, or divorces filed as a result of a couple’s experience during COVID-19.


    zumping

    The experience of COVID-19 isn’t just taxing on couples who live together. People who are dating are also reconsidering their relationships during the pandemic—and sometimes zumping each other.

    A blend of dump and Zoom (the popular video service), zumping is when you break up with someone over a video conferencing service. At least they didn’t just text? (Hey, you can do better, anyways).


    turbo relationship

    While some people are breaking up over Zoom due to quarantining, sheltering in place means others are turbocharging their relationship.

    The quarantine required couples to face a tough choice: break up or, er, shack up. According to some therapists, many couples who sped up the traditional courtship to live together during these conditions are reporting positive relationships and strong levels of commitment.

    Turbo ultimately derives from a Latin word meaning “whirlwind”—and turbo relationships may certainly get people’s minds, and hearts, spinning?


    COVID-10

    For some, quarantining at home during COVID-19 may result in a less movement—and more snacking—than they are used to.

    COVID-10, also referred to as the COVID-15 or even the COVID-19, is a riff on the numerals of COVID-19 and the freshman 15, an expression for the weight some people (are said to) gain during their first year of college. (Hey, gotta stock up on some supplies to help flatten the curve. And gotta take up delicious hobbies to stay engaged!)

    See also the German Coronaspeck, weight gained during the coronavirus pandemic, a play on Kummerspeck, or weight gained as a result of emotional eating.


    coronacation

    Coronavirus-compelled staycations, due to cancelled classes, shifts, and the like. It’s usually an ironic term—just ask parents working from home while teaching their kids.

    Example: My teen thinks he’s getting a coronacation since his school has moved online. Oh, wait until he sees how I am going to keep him busy with the Learning At Home resources.


    drive-by, drive-in

    So if you can’t take that dream vacation you’d always wanted … how about a drive-by birthday party instead?

    Social distancing has inspired a lot of creative adaptations for our celebrations—and equally unique terms for them. We’ve been introduced to drive-by graduations, weddings, and birthdays, as well as drive-in concerts and campaign rallies during the lead up to the election.

    Generally drive-in refers to “a place of business or public facility designed to accommodate patrons who sit in their automobiles.” The adjective is “relating to, or characteristic of such an establishment.” Drive-by is “occurring while driving past a person, object, etc.”

    Example: The four friends jumped in the car and barely made it to the drive-in concert on time.

    Copyright 2024, XAKKHRA, All Rights Reserved.
    New Words We Created Because Of Coronavirus We’re rounding out 2020, and the coronavirus continues to shape our lives and language. While we once hoped we could toss the year’s coronacoinages out the door, that’s clearly not going to be the case right now: the coronavirus continues to surge to new levels. It seems like years (not months) ago that we learned our first COVID-19 terms, like social distancing and flatten the curve. We had to process so much, in so little time; we had to become experts about important differences: epidemic vs. pandemic, quarantine vs. isolation, and respirator vs. ventilators. The conversation continued with contagious vs. infectious and what antibodies do. Many of the words we’ve continued to add to our vocabularies address the ongoing nature of our situation. Maybe we long for the Before Times or have embraced cluttercore as we cope. The ups and downs of this life haven’t been easy (it’s a coronacoaster, to be honest), but the new vocabulary has helped us stay safe and informed during these scary times. And what better way to bring some welcome humor and humility to our lives in the bunker than some wordplay? Here’s our ongoing roundup of some of the new slang terms born of this unique, unprecedented time in modern life—a time of upheaval that some more jokingly call the coronapocalypse (corona apocalypse) or coronageddon (corona armageddon). the Before Times Are you walking around in a constant state of nostalgia? Then the term Before Times is for you. This humorous (and yes, dark) take on life pre-pandemic makes it clear that we’ve lived through an apocalyptic rupture point that separates old and new. The Before Times has long been a trope in science fiction, and linguist Ben Zimmer traces this specific phrase back to 1960s Star Trek, though some variations (beforetime) appear in early texts like the Bible. Example: Remember in the Before Times, when we packed together in movie theaters for a fun time? Seems like a different world now! rona Rona—often in the phrase the rona—is an informal shortening of coronavirus. Coronavirus is popularly shortened to corona, which was apparently further clipped to rona. Rona is often used as a playful or ironic way to refer to COVID-19, especially when commenting on more relatable, humorous challenges of social distancing during the pandemic. It is generally not meant, however, to be flippant about the very serious loss and disruption COVID-19 has wreaked—nor diminish the life-saving service of so many essential workers, from grocery clerks to nurses. It’s a bit of gallows humor. Some people have personified the virus as Miss Rona or Aunt Rona. And la rona (meant as “the rona”) has emerged in some Spanish-language contexts. Other informal shortenings? Just as coronavirus has been shortened to corona and rona, so quarantine has been shortened to quar—and even pandemic to panny. Example: Yeah, I don’t know about you, but homeschooling my kids during the rona ends up in a lot of Frozen 2. cornteen Cornteen is an intentional misspelling of quarantine, often used in ironic commentary on what it’s like to be at home during the coronavirus pandemic. It may have originated as an actual misspelling of quarantine. (Hey, quarantine wasn’t exactly a word most of us used every day until COVID-19.) Cornteen is occasionally used to joke about how quarantine is pronounced in various regional accents. Some people visually pun on cornteen by substituting the corn emoji, 🌽, for the corn- part of the word; others pun on the -teen to mean “teenager.” doomscrolling Life under the rona has meant that it’s even harder to peel our eyes away from our phones and computers, constantly refreshing our feeds for the latest news about the pandemic. At least there’s a word for that: doomscrolling, also doomscrolling. The term has been notably used—and popularized in part by her exhortations to a take a break from doing it—by Quartz reporter Karen K. Ho. Scrolling refers to scrolling down on our smartphones for the latest posts on social media. And doom … well, a lot of the news we’re seeing online feels full of gloom and doom. Example: I was up to 2 a.m. last night doomscrolling about coronavirus news in my state. A related slang term is doomsurfing, or compulsively surfing the internet for upsetting news. coronasomnia Staying up late, again? Waking up at 4am to doomscroll? Can’t remember your last good night of sleep? You’re not the only one. The term coronasomnia refers to—what else?—the insomnia that’s afflicting so many of us during the pandemic. Doctors and pharmacists have seen a measurable increase in the number of people suffering symptoms of insomnia or whose symptoms have worsened since the quarantine began. Some estimates suggest some 20 to 30 percent of the population—including children—may be impacted. One doctor coined the term “FED UP” to describe the worries of this stressful time. It stands for “financial stress, emotional stress, distance from others, unpredictability, and personal and professional concerns.” Yikes. Sounds like that’s another term for the dictionary. coronacoaster If you’re suffering from coronasomnia, you’ll likely understand this next word without much of an explanation. Coronacoaster is one of the many new COVID-inspired coinages that use corona (short for coronavirus) as a kind of combining form. It blends corona and rollercoaster to describe the emotional experience of life during the pandemic. Did you bake cookies and then sob like a baby while masking up for the 10,000th time? You’re on the coaster! Example: The coronacoaster has been exhausting this week. I started crying during my weekly family Zoom and couldn’t stop. coronacut The hilariously bad haircut we give ourselves under lockdown. This was one of the first coronacoinages out there—proving that sometimes we worry most about the little things … or that we’re all pretty vain. It feels like so long ago since we first heard this term, which only goes to show how slang changes as our experience of the pandemic changes. cluttercore A “messy aesthetic,” especially in terms of embracing one’s books, knickknacks, and other stuff at home and sharing it on social media. While coronacut reminds us of our struggles during the earliest days of the pandemic, this term reflects the ongoing evolution of quarantine life. Cluttercore emerged as a maximalist, anti-Kondo approach in early 2020 before any lockdowns, but the pandemic really helped popularize the term. (As of October, videos with the hashtag #cluttercore had more than two million views.) This combining form blends clutter (“a disorderly heap or assemblage”) with -core, which names a kind of aesthetic, social movement, or lifestyle. Cluttercore is similar to terms like cottagecore, normcore, and gorpcore. “The pandemic has forced us to reevaluate what we have, make better use of objects and space … and also see their value, often for the first time,” says Jennifer Howard, author of Clutter: An Untidy History. covidiot A blend of COVID-19 and idiot, covidiot is a slang insult for someone who disregards healthy and safety guidelines about the novel coronavirus. Some signs of covidiocy are: not washing your hands regularly, hanging out in groups of people, standing within six feet of a stranger at the grocery, hoarding items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer all to yourself. Example: Don’t be a covidiot by visiting the beach today! It’s super crowded. quaranteam The (very limited) group of people you see during self-isolation; one of the many slang terms that plays on quarantine. Whether you call it a germ pod, a COVID bubble, or your quaranteam, this is the group of people you voluntarily choose to socialize with or even live with during the quarantine. Basically, your pod chooses to isolate together, promising not to have close contact (within six feet) with anyone outside the pod. This form of contact clustering (yet another term used by epidemiologists to describe the situation) allows you to socialize while also staying safe. Quaranteam is a blend of quarantine and team, and sounds like quarantine—it’s a punning blend, as we’ve seen throughout this slideshow Example: Our quaranteam is going camping next weekend. We’re tired of all the binge-watching and baking. moronavirus Another term for a covidiot. The wordplay, here, centers on the word moron. Example: My roommate is being such a moronavirus. He went down to the beach with a huge group of friends. Calling someone a covidiot or moronavirus is a form of quarantine shaming. That’s slang for publicly criticizing someone for not following health and safety guidelines (quarantine being a shorthand for policies in place requiring people to stay at home except where necessary in many places across the country and world). quarantini How do you take your quarantini? Dirty, dry? Shaken, stirred? Vodka, gin? Quarantini is a slang term for a cocktail people drink at home while under quarantine during—and because of—the coronavirus. The term is a blend of quarantine and martini, a cocktail made with gin or vodka and dry vermouth, usually served with a green olive or a twist of lemon peel. The original quarantini referred to a martini-like cocktail mixed with vitamin C-based dietary supplements—a concoction that predates the novel coronavirus. Quarantini has spread as a more general term for alcoholic beverages consumed at home during the pandemic. Example: Frozen pizza in the oven? Paw Patrol queued up? Think it’s time for a quarantini. coronarita The margarita answer to a quarantini—served with, what else, a Corona-brand beer. A margarita is a cocktail made of tequila, lime or lemon juice, and an orange-flavored liqueur, usually served in a salt-rimmed glass. virtual happy hour When someone might drink a quarantini or coronarita. Because many people are working from home to help, they are letting off steam at the end of a long day of doomscrolling by holding virtual happy hours over Zoom, FaceTime, Google Hangouts, and other video conferencing or chat applications. Happy hour is a cocktail hour or longer period at a bar, during which drinks are served at reduced prices or with free snacks. It’s also used as a shorthand for drinks, generally with colleagues or friends, at the end of the workday, especially near the end of the work week. walktail When you want to take your quarantini or coronita outside on a walk (not that we’re condoning that), then you’d have a walktail. With so many quarantining at home with nothing to do—and nowhere to drink with the bars closed—some people have taken to swigging while sauntering, according to a New York Times article that identified this new trend. A walktail combines the words walk and cocktail, and bar owners are reporting increased alcohol to-go sales as a result. People are drinking and walking their neighborhoods, walking their pets, or just hosting happy hours in the backyard. Now, readers, do keep in mind: almost everywhere in the US it’s illegal to carry an “open container,” so most people disguise their walktails in discreet containers. Or you can also go bold, like the woman who dressed up in her bridal gown to dance in the street. Zoom-bombing This one’s a more serious entry. When using Zoom or similar services, be wary of Zoom-bombing. This is when uninvited guests to a virtual meeting disrupt it with various obscene, violent, or offensive images or words. Bombing, here, is based on photobombing, or when people ruin a photograph by appearing in the image without the photographer’s knowledge, often in some dramatic or comical way. Zoom mom A demographic of moms who are constantly using Zoom. They used to be called soccer moms, but COVID-19 changed that. Now, these so-called Zoom moms are described as spending a lot of time using Zoom for work, their children’s schooling, or simply to chat with their friends who are also stuck at home. In a May 22 article, Zoom moms were identified as a potentially powerful voting bloc that could influence the 2020 elections. Example: If the updated back to school plans aren’t released soon, the Zoom moms may revolt. Zoom fatigue The exhaustion that sets in while living life over Zoom. Fatigue is a “weariness from bodily or mental exertion,” and people began to cling to the term Zoom fatigue pretty quickly in April. Experts note that this sense of exhaustion is a real phenomenon caused by the amount of information processed face-to-face on Zoom without any non-verbal cues. Conversations and meetings cause conflicting emotions, without allowing people to relax as they would in person. Zoom fatigue ties into the larger phenomenon of “pandemic fatigue”: months into the pandemic and we are feeling the emotional, social, and psychological toll even as we try to grasp the loss of our lives and livelihood. Zoom town A place where housing sales are booming due to buyers who work remotely and are willing to live farther from the office. Example: The realtor convinced us to look at several homes in a nearby Zoom town, and I couldn’t help but imagine an idyllic life in the suburbs—complete with backyard barbecues and a two-car garage. Competition for homes in Zoom towns in suburbs and areas surrounding city centers is heating up as workers embrace remote work and ditch their commutes. Prices in these areas are often lower than in tighter urban markets. Zoom town is a play on Zoom (which of course, can also mean “to move quickly”) and boom town, a noun meaning “a town that has grown very rapidly as a result of sudden prosperity.” quarantine and chill Netflix and chill, but for the coronavirus era. Quarantine and chill is used for various ways people are hunkering down and spending free time at home during the coronavirus, especially with a romantic partner while marathoning streaming services. Be careful when you search for quarantine and chill on social media, though: some people use the phrase when posting revealing selfies. Example: My hubby and I are in an epic tournament of Rummy 500. Winner each night gets to pick the movie. #Quarantineandchill coronials, quaranteens, coronababies When two people get really cozy while quarantine-and-chilling, they may, you know … Babies being conceived while people are cooped up at home during the coronavirus have been dubbed coronababies. And when these babies get older, they will become the quaranteens, a pun on quarantine and teen(ager). The hypothetical new generation of children conceived during COVID-19 has cleverly been crowned the coronials, a play on corona(virus) and millennials. covidivorce The experience for other couples under COVID-19 quarantine may not be so snuggly. Being in extended isolation with loved ones can strain a relationship. Enter covidivorce, or divorces filed as a result of a couple’s experience during COVID-19. zumping The experience of COVID-19 isn’t just taxing on couples who live together. People who are dating are also reconsidering their relationships during the pandemic—and sometimes zumping each other. A blend of dump and Zoom (the popular video service), zumping is when you break up with someone over a video conferencing service. At least they didn’t just text? (Hey, you can do better, anyways). turbo relationship While some people are breaking up over Zoom due to quarantining, sheltering in place means others are turbocharging their relationship. The quarantine required couples to face a tough choice: break up or, er, shack up. According to some therapists, many couples who sped up the traditional courtship to live together during these conditions are reporting positive relationships and strong levels of commitment. Turbo ultimately derives from a Latin word meaning “whirlwind”—and turbo relationships may certainly get people’s minds, and hearts, spinning? COVID-10 For some, quarantining at home during COVID-19 may result in a less movement—and more snacking—than they are used to. COVID-10, also referred to as the COVID-15 or even the COVID-19, is a riff on the numerals of COVID-19 and the freshman 15, an expression for the weight some people (are said to) gain during their first year of college. (Hey, gotta stock up on some supplies to help flatten the curve. And gotta take up delicious hobbies to stay engaged!) See also the German Coronaspeck, weight gained during the coronavirus pandemic, a play on Kummerspeck, or weight gained as a result of emotional eating. coronacation Coronavirus-compelled staycations, due to cancelled classes, shifts, and the like. It’s usually an ironic term—just ask parents working from home while teaching their kids. Example: My teen thinks he’s getting a coronacation since his school has moved online. Oh, wait until he sees how I am going to keep him busy with the Learning At Home resources. drive-by, drive-in So if you can’t take that dream vacation you’d always wanted … how about a drive-by birthday party instead? Social distancing has inspired a lot of creative adaptations for our celebrations—and equally unique terms for them. We’ve been introduced to drive-by graduations, weddings, and birthdays, as well as drive-in concerts and campaign rallies during the lead up to the election. Generally drive-in refers to “a place of business or public facility designed to accommodate patrons who sit in their automobiles.” The adjective is “relating to, or characteristic of such an establishment.” Drive-by is “occurring while driving past a person, object, etc.” Example: The four friends jumped in the car and barely made it to the drive-in concert on time. Copyright 2024, XAKKHRA, All Rights Reserved.
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